Some more lingerie jokes...

This guy telephones soho-lingerie for a sexy nightdress for his wife, I want something in the see through lingerie range he tells the sales woman, we have a semi see through nightdress for £25 the lady tells him, have you got anything more see through he says, yes says the sales woman we have a sheer nightdress for £50. ok I will have that says the guy.

The next day the nightdress arrives and the guy tells his wife to go upstairs and put it on, the wife goes upstairs and sees that the nightdress is so see through that she appears naked, I know thinks the woman he wont notice if I have this on or not so I can send it back and keep the refund, so she glides down stairs absolutely naked, bloody hell said the guy for £50 quid you would think they would iron it first!!

and here's another.....

A man goes with his wife to the doctors, as they are leaving the surgery the doctor calls the husband over for a quiet chat, your wife is suffering from a severe stress disorder he tells the husband, for the next few months you need to cheer her up, buy her some sexy lingerie every week and do all the washing and ironing, under no circumstances should she do any cooking and cleaning, and no moaning or arguing with her,

On the way home the wife asks the husband, what did the doctor say to you? your going to die said the husband

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