Friday 14 November 2008

Have some laughs....

A man phones Soho Lingerie, and tells the sales woman, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

What type of bra?" asked the saleswoman.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?" 

"Yes," said the saleslady, there are thousands of bras in every shape, size, colour and material. "Actually, there are really only three types of bras," replied the saleswoman

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleswoman replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”

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